An Indian goes to Woolworths in Australia . He finds cat food at special

prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious.

He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat

food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could

let him have cat food. The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets

to buy the cat food.

Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen

cans of dog food and goes to check out.

The Manager again gets suspicious.. He thinks that this guy may have a cat

but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids.

He asks the Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have

dog food.

The Indian goes home and returns with a dog.. He gets to buy the dog food.

The following week the Indian comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the

manager to put his hand in the bag..

The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and

immediately pulls it out. He shouts at the Indian, "What the hell! This is shit, you Idiot?"

The Indian calmly replies, "Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper?"






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QUESTION:

You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

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Start praising one cigarette, the other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"



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Now no more please J











A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......



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donno???

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he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!



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ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise?



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kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..



dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...



or chor bachh gaya





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Highly complicated PJ



Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!



































A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast)



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colour of frequency



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frequency ka unit hai Hz

u can write it as 1/sec

ie. par second





in hindi second is also caled as pal

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PARPAL

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coin ke dono side rehta hai



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.Gabbar bolta hai na



holi cub hai

cub hai holi

(cub)