Ek baar ek ladka doctor ke pass gaya aur kehta hai, ki Doctor saheb doctor saheb mein jahan bhi apni ungli touch karta hoon wahi jagah dard karne lagti hai

Doctor was shocked on hearing this. Doctor ne kaha ki bete aapka check up hoga,,,,

Check up ke baad???????? Sab kuch normal........

doctor phir pareshan???????

doctor ne phir poori body ko scan karwaya to pata chalta hai ki ungli mein Fracture tha

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Santa ki wife SANTA se:

Mein Dhoke se Khane ke saath rumaal kha gaye

Santa: Oye Koi Gal Nahi Apna Bachcha ayega to Pagdi pehen ke aayega.....

Oye Balle Balle