Love is not blind inflatuation is  blind; love roots  out all truth.






Your nobody
Till somebody 
Kill you





I almost exclusively update my twitter while pooping.






My friends are my estate. 





True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. 





Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever. 





Best Friends Listen to what you dont say. 









Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

You can never be a leader unless u learn to lose. 









Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF... Best Facebook Friend Forever.. 





You can't be late until you show up. 





So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when.

We have so much in common. You want to travel,I want you to go .





I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Me and my attitude.....Its enuf.





I'm not a racer....But i can fly. 









I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food.

You can have everything in life u want, if u will just help enough other people get what they want. 









To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. 









Insert coin to view my status message. 





I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Just Trust urself Then u Will Know How To Live?

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least. 





Behind my smile is everything u will never understand. 



Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret. 



Came but for friendship, and took away love. 



You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take. 



You can do anything, but not everything.




Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars. 




You've got to be before u can do, and do before u can have.




You can have everything in life u want, if u will just help enough other people get what they want.

Want to fool your friends with a fake profile link, that ─when clicked─ magically redirects to their own Facebook profile. Here, give it a shot ( make sure you’re logged in): http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363. See yourself? Neat trick, huh?

We made up a few status updates you can use that incorporate the link and will confuse the hell out of your friends. But pay attention: if Facebook automatically turns it into a shared link with your name and your profile picture as a thumbnail, then close the attachment by clicking the blue X icon in the upper right corner before sharing!

These statuses will definitely get comments:

…is desperately looking for someone: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 ─ If you see, or know the whereabouts of this person, leave a comment immediately.

…has many friends on Facebook, but this one’s the BEST: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

Some status updates that will get “likes”:

…wants you to “Like” this if you know this person: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

…wants you to “Like” this if you like this person: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

…wants you to “Like” this post if you think this person is HOT as hell: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

And finally, a few slightly offensive status updates that are bound to trigger some (angry) comments:

…thinks this person has a silly name: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

…Like this if you think this person is a nerd: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

…is convinced this person has a split personality. Approach with caution! http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

…thinks this has to be the biggest loser on Facebook: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363