An Egyptian Interview





Reporter: Hi

Egyptian: Hello





Reporter: Do u speak English

Egyptian: Berfect





Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u

Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind





Reporter: What's your name?

Egyptian: Taha





Reporter: Sex?

Taha: I love it





Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female?

Taha(yelling) : what do u sink?





Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind... male....

Taha: No... I like female





Reporter: How do u find life here in Egypt ?

Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz





Reporter: Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?

Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food





Reporter: DO YOU WORK?

Taha: Yas, when I am not buzy..





Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt ?

Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did a circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!





Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?

Taha: I do not undurztand what u say





Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt ?

Taha: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..a lot of water..and we have byramidz





Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon.. if u make money at home.. you will go to brizon





Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?

Taha: me? ...Not a lot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?





Reporter: Then where does all the money go?

Taha: Guvurment





Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?

Taha: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way





Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?

Taha: What duz zat mean?





Reporter: Do u choose your president

Taha: Who, Mubarak?





Reporter: yes

Taha(nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice





Reporter: Why him?

Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane





Reporter: But there r no wars right now

Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it





Reporter: what about the last 26 years?

Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed an d Amira..and……….





Reporter: No, I meant Mubarak.

Taha: He also marry… and have…





Reporter (interrupting) :No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years

Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way





Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds





Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this

Taha: ok ok…. Zanks a lot