With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would  you give me a kiss?" 

Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" 

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" .

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" 

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" .

"Oh yes you can. Please?" ............ "No, no. I just can't"

"I'm begging you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair

disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it."

Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours.... 

'' TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE INTERCOM!!

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for

you?

The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!!

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how

was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you "

"And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?"

"What I asked for: the English girl?!"

"Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to

see if its a girl !!"