Women's Clever Answers

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."



Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."



Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a

rock?"



Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."



Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."



Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."



Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

(Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)

Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter."

(I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)



Man: "What sign were you born under?"

Woman: "No Parking."



Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."



Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized!"



Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same

reason."

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"



Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."



Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."



Man: "I can tell that you want me."

Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."



Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."

Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die

laughing."



Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"

Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."



Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"

Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"



Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."



Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."



Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."

Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"