INSTALLING HUSBAND !

A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....



Dear IT Colleagues,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 & I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower & jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 & Personal Attention 6.5, & then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 & CRICKET 4.1.



Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, & Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.



Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?



Signed,



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REPLY



DEAR Madam,



First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.



Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html & try to downloadTears 6.2 & do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 & Flowers 3.5..



However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.



Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)



In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications & will crash Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory & cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory & performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 & Good Looks 7.7.



Good Luck Madam!