Teacher:

What should be in a

book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:

A girl on the cover

and

no cover on the girl

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night

and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,

hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

Shakspear said, “A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever.”

Lincoln said, “Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love.”

Wrdswrth said, “Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LIKE U.”

Jackie Chan said, “Love is a everlasting Friendship.”

Michael Jackson said,”If 1 can become ur Best Friend, then He or She can easily bcum ur Life Partner!

this is 4 all those guyz n girlz who say,”We r just friends yar

You are a part of a puzzle 0f someone’s life.

You may never kn0w where you fit,

but always remember that

someone’s life may not be complete without you!:-)

Style of break up:

Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-

GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?

Boy: U wanted stars na?

Now sit on it and GET LOST:p