1) Whipped: 874 Tricks to Get Your Guy to Do Every Last Goddamn Thing You Want

2) Pro Primping: Even More Useless Things to Do with Your Hair When He's Already Been Waiting 20 Minutes

3) 97 Sneaky Ways He Scopes Out Chicks

4) Nag Him Senseless: 163 New Tactics

5) COSMO QUIZ: Is He Spending Enough on You?

6) Gain Weight NOW

7) "I e-mailed all of his coworkers a video of him crying." Some Guy Screwed You Over? Here Are 11 Stunts to Fix His Wagon.

8) He's Wrong, You're Right. Game Over.

9) Is ESPN Killing Your Bond?

10) "I'll Just Try Some of Yours" How to Eat Free by Dating

11) The Number of Times Your Guy Masturbates in Any Given Week (Hint: It's More Than 20)

12) The Hot Sex Move That He Won't Feel

13) "It's More of a Purple." The Truth Behind Blue Balls

14) 28 Cruel Mind Games: Surprising, Fun Ways to "Accidentally" Lose the Remote Control on Sports Night and Other Delightful Tricks

15) His Dad? Fair Game! Twice as old...twice as sexy!