Series--2
1--
Girl to doctor - I hv taken an I-pill by mistake. Now wat shud I do?
Doc: Get ur self fuc-ked within 72 hrs, otherwise the tablet will not work.
2--
Teacher class mein apne baby ko d00dh pilate hue boli:
Ale ale mela beta d00dh p k doctor banega.
Pappu: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compunder hi ban jaayenge
3--
Santa and his wife
Preeto: I want good manners in bed just like at the dinner table.
Santa climbs slowly into the bed, smiles and says: "honey, would you pass the b00bs please"
4--
1girl to another: kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se maar raha tha!
2girl: Tu dar mat, agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roz abortion karvana padta
5--
An Airtel boy opens da BRA of Reliance Girl and says "Aissi Azadi Aur Khana."
The Reliance girl puts her hand in his underwear & says "Kar lo duniya mitthi mein."
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