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Sadhu Fatti Dhoti Pehan Ker Ghar Se Nikalta Hai

Aur Mandir Me Puja Ke Liye Jhukta Hai

Ek Aurat Sadhu Ki Gand Ko Gullak Samajh Ker Usmein Ek Sikka Dal Deti Hai

Sadhu Sidha Ho Ke Bolta Hai: “Behanji Ab Ghanti Bhi Bhaja Do“

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Shop Mein Ek Sales Girl Ne Ek Customer Ko Cigarette Peete Dekha To Bola

“Sorry Sir, Aap Yahan Per Cigarette Nahi Pee Sakte”

Costomer Ne Bade Pyaar Se Bola: “Ye Cigarette Meine Apki Shop Se Hi Kharidi Hai”

Sales: “Hum To Condom Bhi Bechte Hai”

Lekin Iska Yeh Matlab Thodi Hai Ki Aap Yahan Par Sex Karna Shuru Kar Do“

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Dark Ugly Woman Walks Into A Store With His Two Sons

Shopkeeper Surporisley Asks To Woman: “Are They Twins?”

Woman Shocked And Asked: “No, Why Did You Ask?”

 

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Question Asked From An Old Man To His Pennis

We Were Born Togather, Grown Up Togather, Enjoyed Life Togather,

Then Why Did U Die Before Me?

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Class Mein Teacher Ne Sabhi Bachon Ko Is Line Ko Hindi Mein Translate Karne Ke Liye Kaha

“He Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees”

Ek Ladki Khadi Hui Aur Sharmate Hue Boli: “Usne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupye Diye“